Black Knight Review

All right. We're here at Schlitterbahn, and we're going to be reviewing one of their bigger water slides, Black Knight. However, size does not equal quality, and nowhere is there a better example than when it comes to Black Knight. This may very well be, one of the SLOWEST and most BORING water slides I have ever ridden. This thing is worse than the Abyss. It's that bad. And the worst part is, you'll probably wait in a long line for it. And while I will admit that it looks cool, it's mostly a bunch of really slow helixes. And I mean SLOW helixes. This ride is PAIFULLY slow. And the tube being hot and sweaty just makes the ride even more uncomfortable. I can not recommend skipping this ride enough. There are so many ways to use your time better. SKIP SKIP SKIP!!!


Location: Schlitterbahn (New Braunfels)

Opened: I honestly don't know

Built by: I honestly don't know.

Last Ridden: July 15, 2013