We're here at Cedar Point. Today's coaster we'll be reviewing is an intersting coaster. But before I talk about the ride, I'm going to explain a very stupid rule this ride has. You know about Cedar Point's stupid rain policy. Well guess what? It applies to Disaster Transport. So even if your coaster is in a building, you still have to close it in the rain. Now I have heard people say They have to close it in the rain because the roof leaks and Bobsleds can NEVER run in the rain. Well why doesn't Cedar Point, oh I don't know, FIX THE ROOF SO IT DOES NOT LEAK!!!!!!? IS IT THAT HARD TO FIGURE OUT!!!? Anyways, onto Disaster Transport. Now I don't remember too much about the ride itself. There were these red lights flashing and you boarded your car. Then you climbed the lifthill. From there on, I just remember some swaying in the dark. Then we reach a sign that reads "Welcome to Alaska." And if you haven't groaned in disgust about being reminded that Sarah Palin exists, you're probably thinking "What the hell does this have to do with anything?" Then again, I don't get Disaster Transport. If you want all the Cedar Point credits, want air conditioning, or love a good fu*ked up ride, I'd recommend riding Disaster Transport when at Cedar Point.
5/10
Location: Cedar Point
Opened: Disaster Transport opened as Avalanche Run in 1985, it was remodeled into Disaster Transport in 1989.
