Hellcat Review

Today, we'll be heading over to Timber Falls where we'll be reviewing HellCat (Well duh, thats the only reason to go to Timber Falls, but whatever). You first get in, pull down your lap bar, and you're off!!! You roll down a small dip, and go around a turn. Even this tiny little turn has a few laterals. Yeah, this is foreshadowing the rest of the ride right here. We then climb up the lift hill. Theres not much to see other than the Wisconson Dells (not a very pretty place), mini golfers, and if you look closely, you can see Hades @ Mt. Olympus. We then go down the first drop. Man, this thing may not look big, but HOLY CRAP!!! THIS THING PICKS UP QUITE A BIT OF SPEED!!!! We then SLAM right into a turn. Yeah. I should warn you. This little ride is mean and agressive. It is not going to slow down and take these turns gracefully. It'll just whip you through them and it won't give a rats ass that it slammed you into the side. And this thing is so insane that you won't care either. Its just so insane and fun. After that mean turn, we get a nice head chopper ducking right underneath a sign before heading over a small little hill. EJECTOR AIR!!!!!! =) It seriously feels like this thing is just literally flying off the tracks. Its mean, agressive, fast, and batsh*t crazy. And look out!!! Here comes another turn!!!! SLAM!!!!! Right into the seat dividers!!!! Now that we just slammed through an insanely tight turn, what better way to cap it off with some AIRTIME!!!! Floating out of seat, floating back in seat. Yeah. This is awesome. We have another turn coming up ahead, though this one isn't quite as strong as the others. Oh, theres laterals. Theres plently of laterals all right. But there's no slam. But who cares. Another hill is coming which means...YAY!!!!! We just got airtime!!! =) Time for another tight SMACK!!!!! turn. Yeah. These turns are really freaking aggressive. This ride doesn't care about your sides. It'll just smash you into that seat divider without a care in the world. And it is completely awesome. We come across two more hills. And yeah, you know whats gonna happen. This rides formula, while freaking insane, is very easy to predict. Crazy Ejector Air, Crazy Ejector Air, SLAM!!!!! And yeah. Another pop of ejector air, and one last pop and now we come into the final brakes. Holy Crap. This ride is freaking insane. It has some crazy ejector air, and those laterals. Damn. They are not only awesome, but they hurt. Especially when you marathon this ride. After the 6th time around, it can really start to hurt. If you're a fragile coaster enthusiast (A fragile coaster enthusiast would be someone who'd complain how awful and rough a smooth coaster such as the Incredible Hulk or Scream is), you're probably going to hate this ride. But if you don't mind some roughness, then this ride is freaking amazing. Hold on. Its gonna take you for one hell of a ride.


Location: Timber Falls

Opened: 2004

Built by: S&S Power

Last Ridden: August 14, 2010

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