Knuckleheads Review

Knuckleheads is not an amusement park in any sense of the word. This is officially a credit whoring stop. This is one of those places that filthy credit whores like to scrape to go and ride a particuarly pathetic kiddy coaster solely for the sake of boosting their credit count. And thats exactly what I did. I went in, got the credit, and got back on the bus. So yeah, if you came to Knuckleheads, you're probably a sad and pathetic credit whore (Or you may express pride in your whoring, I don't know). But yeah. I think you know what to expect.

Contents

1. Roller Coasters

2. Flat Rides

3. Water Rides

4. Dining

5. Theming and other Attractions

6. In Conclusion

7. Tips & Enthusiast FAQs

8. Video

9. Official Update List

Rollercoasters

There is a link to a review of all the Rollercoasters at Knuckleheads.

Kiddy Coasters

Miner Mike Review

Flat Rides

Now I didn't ride any flat rides at Knuckleheads. I just came for credit whoring. But flat rides do exist at Knuckleheads. I saw a Tornado spinning flat ride, a himilaya, a little Moser Tower as well as some other kiddy flat rides.

These are fun when ridden properly.

Water Rides

Knuckleheads currently has no water rides.

Dining

I did not eat at Knuckleheads, though I imagine its just typical Bowling Alley Food.

Theming and Other Attractions

Here are the reviews of all the other stuff at Knuckleheads. Now as I mentioned, Knuckleheads is a bowling alley. So obviously, you can go bowling. I'm no avid bowler, but its a lot of fun. You know, I kind of want to go bowling now (Perhaps a vist to the old Ventura Bowling Alley is now in order). Though bowling is obvious, they actually have an indoor go kart track in Knuckleheads. Yeah, theres no cool spirals or tunnels or bridges like the ones at Mt. Olympus, but hey. At least the ones at Knuckleheads don't have 3 hour lines!!! And it does have elevation changes, so it is better than average for go karts!! I'm pretty sure that theres a decent arcade here as well, so if you want more ways to waste your money, its waiting for you right there.

"What the f*ck is wrong with me!! I spend all those hours practicing bowling on Wii Sports, but I still keep getting gutter ball after gutter ball!!!!"

In Conclusion

Knuckleheads is nothing more than a credit whore stop to most enthusiasts. Just run in the building, do your dirty buisness, run out and drive away. Though to be fair, Knuckleheads does seem like a fun place. If you want to stay after grabbing the credit, you could go bowling, or have some fun on the go karts or the tornado. Yeah, its not the most amazing place ever. But it does seem like a fun place to go. I'll probably never go back since I have the credit and all the other stuff, I can find right in Ventura. We have a bowling ally too. But you can have fun here.

Enthusiast FAQs.

*Are there kiddy coaster restrictions? - If you couldn't ride the kiddy coaster here, I would not be reviewing the place.

Tips

*Try to not look so ashamed doing your credit whoring.

*Have Fun!!!

Theme Park Category:

Credit Whoring

Location

Wisconson Dells, Wisconson, USA

Last Day Visited

August 14, 2010

Video

There will NEVER be a Knuckleheads Video.

Complete Update List

2010
TPR's Middle America Trip

Here's a link to the parks website.

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