Knotts Berry Farm 2025 All right. So it's time for the update for the rest of our Knotts visits in 2025 outside the Boysenberry Festival. Sure. There wasn't anything particuarly special at Knotts this year, but there's still a lot of fun moments that are worth sharing in this update. Anyways, onto Visit #1. So this visit was essentially just a photo run. Just for the sake of snapping photos. However, we hoped to also get some rides in, and.....OOF!!! It is MOBBED today. Yeah. Had to choose this as our main coaster for the day. Cause this ride is just so damn good (and also at risk knowing Cedar Flags). Sure. We can hit up Sky Cabin. No line, and it'll get us some good photos. Xcelerator from the Sky Cabin. I really need to start shooting more video and do a proper videography session one of these days. Fine. We can also hop on Hat Dance since.....no line. Construction update on Montezoomas Revenge. Ugh. Nothing new with Montezooma. How long does it take to freaking rebuild a Schwarzkoph Shuttle Loop!? Aww. Happy to see that this game in Camp Snoopy is paying homage to Huff'N'Puff. Even if it's a ride I never gave a f*ck about. All right. Onto Visit #2. And good news! We have progress on Montezoomas Revenge! The loop has returned! OK. That's enough talk on Montezoomas Revenge construction. Might as well hop on one of the coasters ACTUALLY OPEN here. ;) Well, howdy! We come from the far off land of Long Beach! Ugh. Sick of having to take on these stupid ass jobs. >=( So we decided to check out the Brad Ross Magic Show since.......we haven't seen it, and it seems to be very popular at theme parks. Magic show, or act of arson to collect insurance money? "What's that? You hate your bitch of a boss!? Well, with a whiff of my magic wand, I will make them dissapear! Abra-Cadabra! Bitchy Boss be gone! Uh oh! Wait! Not like that!" But seriously. The Brad Ross Magic Show was a lot of fun. Brad is a talented magician, and I'm glad I saw the show. Enjoy your time at Knotts, and all the other parks you're performing at (I think Carowinds was included). Yeah. I think we should ride this. Some definately needs some cold water to the face. ;) You know, I'm feeling pretty lonely and horny. Better pick myself up a hoe from the hoedown. >=) All right. Visit #3. Big fast foreward as......we're now here for Christmas. Hey little bird wanting to crash the party and hang with the Incrediblecoasters gang. Clearly Santa did not grant me my wish for no crowds at the park today. =( "TELL ME TO SIT DOWN ONE MORE TIME!!! I F*CKING DARE YOU, BITCH!!!" Still a really fun S&S Tower (and on a clear day, you can even see freaking Hollywood). Meh. Sure. Why not? Peeking into the Montezooma construction site. Yeah. It looks done on the outside. But.....there's STILL a ton more work to do. So the lockers have officially been added. Now, this is just to avoid the drama of the delay of people putting their stuff in cubbies. It's thankfully not Zipper-Intolerant. I'm not inconvenenced with my zippered pockets. =) I really need to make this more of a Knotts staple, cause.....DAMN!!! This ride is good! A bit of holiday cheer really goes a long way in spicing up Sierra Sidewinder. Can I suggest that the Cedar Flags CEO be visited by 3 ghosts tonight? *gasp* THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER!!! CAUSE PONY EXPRESS IS THE BEST RIDE EVER!!! All right. Just about to hop on HangTime, and.......IT BREAKS DOWN!!! GAH!!!! At least I can get in for free and only live 20 minutes away. So I'll be back soon. You can't fool me! You're only stopping those pups so you can steal the pies for yourself! And finally, we have Visit #4. This is yet another Christmas visit to Knotts a week later, only going with another friend (not a coaster friend, but hey. You like coasters. Sure, let's have fun). Bah! Hello? Can I get more love around here!? It's Christmas for crying out loud! Shh! Don't tell Disney we copied their A-E Ticket system from Disneyland way back in the day! Ugh. Life is bullsh*t and I have had enough. Just a quick reminder that it is in fact December. OK. That's enough looking around. Might as well hop over onto a coaster. And.....hey. We didn't do Silver Bullet last week. Once again, we decided to check out their Snoopy Christmas Ice Skating Show. So I know we saw a Snoopy Christmas Show nearly 15 years ago. But......yeah. I know my memory of both (but ESPECIALLY the 2010 one) is fuzzy. But I remember enjoying the performance of the 2010 version more. I think the one thing that makes this less good than the previous one was.....the music they were skating to. I completely forgot everything from the first one, but I probably would've remembered if they played something TRULY HORRIBLE. And the one bit of music I remember from this visit was......ugh. Justin Beiber's adaptation of "Little Drummer Boy". I know they try and make it better by having Charlie Brown, Linus, and Lucy chanting "Pa Rum Pum Pum Pum" REPEATEDLY in a sort of monotone creepy chant (which Congratulations. You made Justin Beiber sound good in comparison). But.......ugh. If you want an ACTUALLY good version of Little Drummer Boy, listen to the Bob Seger version (or even the traditional version). The one thing this had over the last one was......I ACTUALLY saw this one at Christmas time (Christmas Eve Eve to be exact) as opposed to see the other one on New Years Day. So I was actually in a festive mood and appreciative of all the Christmas stuff. =) Aww. Standard group photo. =) Yeah. Had to hop on a coaster since......we are IncredibleCOASTERS. And......might as well hit HangTime since......I didn't do that last time. Unfortunately, these still don't snap. Aww. Love all the lights they have up for Christmas. Looks so nice at night. You know what? It's the day before Christmas Eve. I'm in a happy and festive mood. Sure. Why not see this crappy overly sweet Christmas show. And finally, we conclude this year at Knotts with dinner at Mrs. Knotts (Nice cheese-stretch, Jason). And yeah. The food here is really good. Really should eat here more often. And that's all the Knotts we did in 2025. There will be plenty more fun here in 2026 (and Montezooma has FINALLY reopened. So look foreward to that returning to Incrediblecoasters). Home