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Fun Park Review
Fun Park is not an amusement park in any sense of the word. This is officially a credit whoring stop. This is one of those places that filthy credit whores like to scrape to go and ride a particuarly pathetic kiddy coaster solely for the sake of boosting their credit count. And thats exactly what I did. I went in, got the credit, and got back on the bus. So yeah, if you came to Fun Park, you're probably a sad and pathetic credit whore (Or you may express pride in your whoring, I don't know). But yeah. I think you know what to expect.
Rollercoasters
There is a link to a review of all the Rollercoasters at Fun Park.
Kiddy Coasters
Herra Lohikäärme Review
Flat Rides
Now I didn't ride any flat rides at Knuckleheads. I just came for credit whoring. But flat rides do exist at Fun Park. Barely. Most of them are kiddy flat rides, but apparently, there's this sort of Two Person Top Spin. Maybe. It's hard to tell from one photo and text in Finnish.
Water Rides
Fun Park currently has no water rides.
Dining
The food at Fun Park is the sort of typical food you'd find at a place like this. The food I had consited of pizza, meatballs, mashed potatoes, and bread. It all sounds good, but it...wasn't super good. Even by amusement park standards, I wasn't all that fond of the food here. Granted, this isn't a place you go to find good food. But one food thing did catch my eye. You could buy Mountain Dew Supernova here. DUDE!!! That's my 2nd favorite flavor (Pitch Black is my favorite)! The fact that it didn't win that Dewmocracy contest is bullsh*t! Yeah, Mtn Dew Voltage is good, but get real. Supernova is superior. Sorry about going on a tangent. It's just I have so little interest in this review I'm writing that I'd rather than talk about Mountain Dew than the credit whoring stop that I'm reviewing (by mostly copying, pasting, changing names, and tweaking some minor details, because it's worth so little time).
Let's bring back Mtn Dew Supernova to America! =)
Theming and Other Attractions
Here are the reviews of all the other stuff at Fun Park. Now Fun Park does contain a bowling alley. So obviously, you can go bowling. I'm no avid bowler, but its a lot of fun. You know, I kind of want to go bowling now (Perhaps a visit to the old Ventura Bowling Alley is now in order). Though aside from bowling, there's not too much. They have a golf simulator (It's been done before. It's called Wii Sports). They also have a rock climbing wall, as well as an arcade, where you can play some fun Finnish arcade games. Oh, and the entire park is inside a mall. Feel free to browse through the furniture store you walk through on your way to the credit whoring stop.
In Conclusion
Fun Park is nothing more than a credit whore stop to most enthusiasts. Just run in the building, do your dirty buisness, run out and drive away. Though to be fair, Fun Park does seem like a fun place. If you want to stay after grabbing the credit, you could go bowling, or grab a Mtn Dew Supernova, or possibly ride this two person Top Spin, which if my guess is correct, is by far, the best ride in the park. Yeah, its not the most amazing place ever. But it does seem like a fun place to go. I'll probably never go back since I have the credit and all the other stuff, I can find right in Ventura. We have a bowling ally too. But you can have fun here.
Enthusiast FAQs.
*Are there kiddy coaster restrictions? - If you couldn't ride the kiddy coaster here, I would not be reviewing the place.
Tips
*Try to not look so ashamed doing your credit whoring.
*Have Fun!!!
Theme Park Category:
Credit Whoring
Location
Lempäälä, Pirkanmaa, Finland
Last Day Visited
June 25, 2014
Video
There will NEVER be a Fun Park Video.
Complete Update List
2010
TPR's Scandinavia Trip
Here's a link to the parks website.
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