Speedy Gonzalas' Hot Rod Racers Review

For today's review, we're going back in time to credit whore Speedy Gonzalas' Hot Rod Racers. You squeezed into the cars, and the ride op pulled down the lap bar. We began to climb the lifthill. But before we know it, we are rolled down the tiny first drop. You could easily tell that this coaster was not made for adults to ride. We then rose up a little bit and went through a sort of downward helix. This thing had some laterals. This made the ride a little intersting. We then went through some tiny bumps and through another turn before heading back in the station. Luckily, the version at Six Flags Magic Mountain was not bad and was actually mildly enjoyable while other versions of this ride are uncomfortable peices of sh*t. But yeah, it still was just a tiny kiddy coaster. The only thing you missed with this ride was a credit. Plus, there are tons of clones out there. You missed nothing other than a credit if you're a credit whore.

2/10

Location: Six Flags Magic Mountain

Opened: 2014

Died: April 5, 2026

Built by: Zamperla

Last Ridden: November 29, 2021

I have ridden this exact same ride at the following parks.

Dollywood

Dorney Park

Fårup Sommerland

Holiday World

Power Park