Woodstock Express Review We're here at Dorney Park. For you hard core credit whores, there's Woodstock Express. We squeeze into the cars, and the ride op pulls down the lap bar. We start to climb the lifthill. But before we know it, we are rolling down the tiny first drop. You can easily tell that this coaster is not made for adults to ride. We then rise up a little bit and go through a sort of downward helix. This thing has some laterals. However, this just makes the ride hurt as we get squeezed around. The humps are just uncomfortable, and luckily, it's now over. Yeah. This ride sucks. Even by kiddy coaster standards, it's a rough peice of sh*t. So yeah. It sucks. 1/10 Location: Dorney Park Opened: 2000 Built by: Zamperla Last Ridden: June 19, 2021 I have ridden this exact same ride at the following parks. Dollywood Farup Sommerland Holiday World Power Park Silver Dollar City Six Flags America Six Flags Discovory Kingdom Six Flags Great Adventure Six Flags Great Escape Six Flags Magic Mountain Woodstock Express Photos Home