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Puff the Little Fire Dragon Review
We're here at Lagoon to review their (kiddy) kiddy coaster, Puff the Little Fire Dragon. Yeah, this is not only a kiddy coaster, but a kiddy kiddy coaster. Yes, even by Kiddy Coaster Standards, this thing is absolutely pathetic. But...*sigh* We're credit whores. So hop on board. After getting in the trains and ignoring all the death stares directed at us for riding something outside our age range (F*CK THAT!!!), we're off. We head up the lifthill, which is approximately the size of you if you're a tall guy (Anything over 6 ft). We then head down the tiny little drop. Wee...F*ck this. It's too boring to even pretend interest. We head around a tiny little hill, go around a turn, and dip down. We head over another dip, and turn back into the station. OK. We got the credit. Can we get off now? Nope. You have to go around a bunch more times because the kids wanna go again and again and again. *Groan* Such is the price a credit whore must pay. This ride is for small kids and credit whores ONLY.
1/10
Location: Lagoon
Opened: 1985
Built by: Zeirer
Last Ridden: May 19, 2013
I have ridden this exact same ride at the following parks.
Bakken
Glenwood Caverns Adventure Park
Gröna Lund
Parc Asterix
Särkänniemi
Tivoli Gardens
Puff the Little Fire Dragon Photos
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